A building can take you where ?

"Darkbrador" (darkbrador) 06/21/2019 at 16:42 • Filed to: None

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I didn’t know, but apparently a building can take you B eyond .

Building take you places ? I thought buildings were immobile ...

Beyond what ? Who knows ...

Who in the world came up with this stupid slogan ? And who thought it was good enough to make it a company motto and approved it ? What world are we living in ?

On this terrible disappointment ....

Ash78, voting early and often > Darkbrador 06/21/2019 at 16:51

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Bed, Bath and Beyond suddenly sounds like it should be on the side a really creepy conversion van.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Darkbrador 06/21/2019 at 16:55

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Interesting Choice of Capitalization as Well.

They should have left well enough alone at “Nothing Runs Like a Trane”

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Darkbrador 06/21/2019 at 16:58

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to date.. ive found all things labled smart.. are in fact...stupid

*glares at phone*

how come i have to scroll twice before i get your phone function phone?

have you forgotten what you are?

also why do you reset all my preferences when you update?

and me smart tv wich has updates turned off... still updates itself and then cheerfully anounces it has updated right across the middle of the screen when im watching stuff

also every update it has nowadays takes away functions it used to have like youtube streaming etc..... its litterally updating itself out of function

i have a feeling thats not accidental.... smart stuff sucks

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Darkbrador 06/21/2019 at 17:04

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its not the worst slogan ive ever come across tho

im thinking whoever came up with that slogan never worked that job

then again.... at nearly 4 grand a machine... im pretty sure most our customers havent either

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/21/2019 at 17:09

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I bought one of those and every time I make coffee for someone I’m pretty sure they’re hitting on me

Seems pretty realistic tbh

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 06/21/2019 at 17:14

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lol fair point

facw > Darkbrador 06/21/2019 at 17:35

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WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/21/2019 at 17:43

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Not really (I like cheap coffe machines) but I always assume that being a barista involves getting flirted with by a lot of people you don’t find attractive 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 06/21/2019 at 17:46

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i always associate it with customers who think they can boss you about

coz they can

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/21/2019 at 17:48

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Best part is the customers that boss you about *and* hit on you

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 06/21/2019 at 17:52

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oh yes

those are keepers!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Darkbrador 06/21/2019 at 18:00

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If you're the wicked witch of the west, I suppose a building could take you into _the beyond_.

ranwhenparked > Darkbrador 06/21/2019 at 20:20

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According to the State of California, this is a building.

I suppose you could move it somewhere, if you wanted. It would break up and sink after a few miles, but it would move. 

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/21/2019 at 21:07

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to date.. ive found all things labled smart.. are in fact...stupid

I’m like that, whenever I see something people call art. 

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Darkbrador 06/27/2019 at 09:54

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That fleet is a customer of mine. I’ve only worked on their pickup trucks, but their vans may well be tardises, Tardee s? tardix?   Whatever is the plural of tardis.